The Phat News of Mark

The Hippie Bible

By 2 Hawks
Copyright 2001
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Chapter 3

1. And he entered the temple again, and a man was there who had a gnarled hand.
2. And they watched Him closely, whether He would heal him on a High Holy Day, so that they might schwag (1) Him.
3. Then He said to the man who had the gnarled hand,
"Step forward."
4. And He said to them,
"Is it lawful on a High Holy Day to do good or to do evil, to save life or to take it?" But they kept silent.
5. So when He had looked around at them with anger, being grieved by the hardness of their hearts, He said to the man,
"Stretch out your hand." And his hand was healed.
6. Then the High Holies went out and immediately plotted with Babylon how they might kill Him.
7. But Jesus withdrew with His disciples to the Lake. But a great gathering from Galilee followed Him,
8. and from Israel and Jerusalem and the Jordan wilderness, and those from Tyre and Sidon, a far out gathering, and when they heard that His CALM was healing the sick and casting out demons, came to Him.
9. And He told His disciples that a small boat should be kept ready for Him because of the multitude, lest they should crush Him.
10. For He healed many, so that as many as had afflictions pressed about Him to touch Him.
11. And the unclean spirits, whenever they saw Him, fell down before Him and screamed, saying "You are the Son of God."
12. But He sternly schwagged them that they should not make Him known.
13. And He went up on the mountain and called to Him those He Himself wanted. And they came to Him.
14. Then He appointed twelve, that they might be with Him and that He might send them out to setup CALM,
15. and to have power to heal sicknesses and to cast out demons:
16. Simon, to whom He gave the name Rocky;
17. Jerry the son of Zeb, and his bro Johnny, to whom He nick-named the
"Sons of Thunder" (5);
18. Andy, Phill, Bart, Matt, Thom, James, the son of Al, Thad, Simon of Palestine;
19. and Judas the narc. And they went into the house.
20. And the gathering was so intense, that they could not so much as eat at Main Circle.
21. But when His own family heard about this, they went out to get Him, for they said, "He is hallucinating and needs to crash."
22. And the High Holies who came down from Jerusalem said, "He is possessed by Beelzebub (2)," and, "By the ruler of demons He casts out demons."
23. So he challenged them and said,
"How can Satan cast out Satan? Where is the logic here?
24. "If a kingdom is divided against itself, that kingdom cannot stand.
25. "And if a house is divided against itself, that house cannot stand.
26. "And if Satan has risen up against himself, and is divided, he cannot stand, but has an end."
27. "No one can enter a strong man's house and swipe his goods, unless he first duct tapes the strong man, and then he will plunder his house.
28. "Assuredly I say to you, all errors will be forgiven the sons of hippies, and what ever they dis about God or His Son Jesus;
29. "but they who would dis the Holy Spirit
(3) will never have forgiveness, but are in danger of eternal rejection by God."
30. He said this to caution them, because they deliberately dissed Jesus by implying His power came from Satan and not from God.
31. Then His bros and His mom came, and standing outside the circle they sent to Him, calling Him.
32. And a huge Gathering was circled around Him, "Look, your mom and Your brothers are outside seeking you."
33. But He said,
"Who is My mother or My brothers?"
34. And He looked around at the circle at those who gathered about Him, and said,
"Here are My mother and My brothers!"
"For whoever does the will of God is My brother and My sister and mother (4). "

Dennis and Brian bringing in water to the Florida Gathering.


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Footnotes & Commentary

1. Schwag: To accuse, correct harshly or rebuke.
2. Beelzebub: The Boss of Hell. A Satan. They meant to discredit Him by implying that He was demon possessed. They were jealous.

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3. Slandering the Holy Spirit: The Holy Spirit is our guide and comforter. He who rejects his own spiritual Divine guide rejects God's help and therefore cannot receive the help he needs to be accepted by God.
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4. My brother, sister, mother: He who lives for Father God and not for Babylon. To be in Babylon but not of it, those who seek a spiritual life and follow God.

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More Hippie Gatherings:

Big Scrub 1998

Pennsylvania 1999

Montana 2000

Ocala 2000

Hippie Wedding

Hygiene Awards

Turkey Feather Trading Post

U.S. Federal Agents Kick Out Church

Who are the Rainbow?

Thanksgiving 2002

New Year's Eve 2002

Salt Springs 2003


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